II & III
by Camper Van Beethoven

  1. Abundance
  2. Cowboys from Hollywood
  3. Sad Lovers Waltz
  4. Turtlehead
  5. I Love Her All the Time
  6. No Flies on Us
  7. Down and Out
  8. No Krugerrands for David
  9. (Don't You Go to) Goleta
  10. Four Year Plan
  11. (We're a) Bad Trip
  12. Circles
  13. Dustpan
  14. Sometimes
  15. Chain of Circumstance
  16. ZZ Top Goes to Egypt
  17. Cattle (Reversed)
  18. Form Another Stone
  19. No More Bullshit
each and every one of these songs is intended to be at the same time a well formed and complex joke but also a very serious and heartfelt piece of music: each song is very serious, each song is very humourous.

These lyrics are taken from the liner notes, typos and all.

Abundance

(instrumental)

Cowboys from Hollywood

Aren't y'all cowboys from Hollywood?

dedi. to R.W.R

Sad Lover's Waltz

One step for boys, one step for girls, step away
One step for you, one step for me, step away
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just the sad lovers' waltz
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just the sad lovers' waltz

One step for anger, one step for pain, step away
One step for right, one step for wrong, step away
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just a sad lover's waltz
Don't take the third step, 'cuz that's just a sad lover's waltz

One step for boys, one step for girls, step away
One step for you, one step for me, step away
One more step makes three, and three steps a waltz
Don't take the third step, cuz that's just a sad lover's waltz

Turtlehead

(instrumental)

I Love Her All the Time

She comes into my mind
Twisting through my nerve
I don't understand
A word she says
She's on my side
I love her all the time
I love her all the time

No Flies On Us

(instrumental)

Down and Out

Gonna move to the city (down & out)
Gonna read alot of William Burroughs (down & out)
Gonna practice being depressed
And I think I'll go to film school (down & out)
Live in a scummy part of town (down & out)
All my friends will think that they're junkies

Gonna move to the city (down & out)
I'll join a rock and roll band (down & out)
Gonna dress and act like Lou Reed
And I think I'll go to film school (down & out)
Live in a scummy part of town (down & out)
Read alot of William Burroughs and be depressed

I'm acting (down & out)

No Kurgerrands for David

(instrumental)

(don't ya go to) Goleta

Baby, don't ya go, don't ya go to Goleta

Baby don't ya go, don't ya go into Westwood

Baby don't ya go, don't ya go to La Jolla

I've been there and I've seen their attitude
They don't like folks who are not like them
Maybe someday they'll take a vacation, like some flight over to Europe
to take a nice cruise in the Mediterranean, but it's very likely that
on the way over they'd be hijacked by some terrorist group seeking media
approval, they'd be in a really bad situation, in danger of their lives,
but they'd be thinking "They can't do this to me, I'm an American Citizen"

Babe, why don't ya go, why don't ya go somewhere (else)?

Four Year Plan

(instrumental)

(We're a) Bad Trip

you know, you really shouldn't take yourself so seriously
if you want to know why, it's cuz no one else does
somewhere along the line someone told you you were deep and sensitive
but youre not
Came to the party, drank all the beer, cuz we're a bad trip
well I can't tell you how glad I am that you live such bright and flashing lives
it's the perfect thing to keep you distracted
but if it went away, I guess you'd have to see yourself
hope you wouldn't regret all the time you'd wasted
Came to your party, ate all the d'heuvres, cuz we're a bad trip
we dented your parked car when we drove up onto the lawn
smoked your last cigarette and spilled the beer on the carpet
answered the phone and said you didn't live here anymore
and it was your mom
Came to your party, drank all the beer, cuz we're a bad trip
yeah, we're a bad trip

Circles

Elise Ana Chaionga, Lisa de Romati-Yov
(gnileef ynnuf taht, niaga semoc ti ereh, on ho)

Dustpan

(instrumental)

Sometimes

Sometimes it seems to me that you don't say what you mean
You leave me guessing and tying to figure it out
Cuz one and one is two, and two and two is four
But you always leave me asking if there is more

What does it mean to say you're in love, does it mean that I'm the only one you love,
or does it just mean something that I don't understand ?
'Cuz one and one is two and two and two is four
And you always leave me asking if there's more Sometimes it seems to me that you don't say what you mean
You leave me guessing and trying to figure it out
What does it mean to say you're in love, does it mean the moon and the stars above?
You don't need a lover you need an interpreter
Chain of Circumstance

So I thought that you knew the question you were asking me to answer
Now I find in your indifference you never bothered with what the words meant
You're pulling, you're headless of the slack that forms behind you
You're forging, you make another link in the chain of circumstance

Your mouth made sounds and words, your lips formed them well
But to discern the content was hard for me to tell
And falling, you fail sometimes to convince me of sincerity
And with that pulling in me I build another link for you to add

Now only time together pushes toward my place to answer
This music's purgatory awaits its end, time's special dancer
You're doing just as well as a jewel in the mud
You'll do just a well when your surviving dust ascends into heaven
ZZ Top Goes to Egypt

(instrumental)

Cattle (Reversed)

(instrumental)

Form Another Stone

...tied to the wind, she tries to whisper damage to my sense, but I resist
I am lashed to the Earth, I hear the sounds of her footsteps going around,
She swells and recedes
Grasping the summer soon she thinks she's holding on when she's not
Hear the sounds of the sun's set going down, it dies with a whisper
And I cry into the sea but the echoes of my tears follow me, fall down in to winter
I look for my strength on the inside, I know it's there, but to find it
Takes it out, it knocks me down, I cry for a whisper
I am tied to sun burns my back and the heat seeps my bones, I cry to harden
From another stone to melt away, this one might take years (but that's alright)
Until I turn around to hear the sound of the horses' thundering around in my head
I'm wondering aloud...
Think another thought while the wheels turn around over me rubbing me into the
background...

No More Bullshit

No more bullshit, no more MTV, no more rock starts, no more bullshit
Elvis Presley died and no-one knows why


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