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Date: Tue, 06 May 1997 20:10:29 -0400
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From: Dave Madden <dcmst25@pop.pitt.edu>
Subject: Axe Murderer Song
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"Axe Murderer Song"
(words/music by Lowery)

Lyrics transcribed by Basehead
Chords transcribed by Gene D. Levoff <hbact048@huey.csun.edu>

Tuning is a half-step flat.

"Drone" Intro: B5

E      A           F#m           B5
Why do lovers park down destered lanes

     E       A         F#m             B5
Near haunted houses or homes for the insane?

         F#m      B           E           A   A2   A
Like the deformed son who was locked in a shed;

F#m    B              E                 A   A2   A   A2
Later escaped when he chopped off their heads.

"Drone" break: B5

Why do axe murderers only attack
when you're partially nude or your taking a bath?
Though there are times I feel softer than most,
Some days like yogurt and some days like toast.

Sorority girls and fraternity boys
Always deflowered they're rich and they're spoiled.
So we never feel bad when Aunt Betty who's dead
surprises them by lying on her wedding bed.

When we're making love now i feel so exposed.
Might you impale me or turn into those
creatures that feed on the flesh of the living?
They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving.

F#m        B         G#m    C#m             A7
Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love?

F#m        B         G#m    C#m              A7                         E
Why do axe murderers only attack when you're partially nude or taking a bath?

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